Sachin - Critics reaction

This is how the shithead critics of SACHIN would react to sachins performance in the match
A)      If sachin gets a low score in the first innings : “ He never comes good in important matches”
B)      If sachin gets a decent score in the first innings “ He can only play well in the first innings”
C)      If Sachin Gets the highest score for india in the 1st innings “ His strike rate was less than shewags “ (even if shewag gets only 13 runs)
D)      If sachin gets out in the 90’s : he got nervous because he was playing for records
E)      If Sachin gets a hundred : “ another useless century….india has not won yet”
F)      If sachin gets a decent score in the second innings and india win : “he did not get the highest score
G)      If Sachin gets a good score in the second innings and india lose “ he never makes india win on his own”
H)      If sachin gets a bad score in the second innings and india win “ look again he did not contribute to india’s win” (The first innings will be totaly forgotten)

“Morons of the very first order”